anarchistmemecollective:

crevicedwelling:

fucking-what:

bogleech:

Saw this Trucks Discourse on facebook and I’m not part of that world but yeah that one on the left is delightful and I really had no idea just how wasteful and pointless the other kind is until this comparison

it’s so sad that they’ve been selectively bred for size and aesthetics over their health. look at that pushed-in muzzle—there’s no way the one on the right can breathe properly

ALT

(via spongebobssquarepants)

fartgallery:

deliciousjames:

pokemon, but if they faint you get PUNISHED (x)

look at me, look at me

im the professor now

(via fartgallery)

castellankurze:

Okay.

You fucked up.

But look on the bright side.

At least you didn’t “youtube essayist releases a 4-hour video on plagiarism and half of it is dedicated to exposing your channel, followed a day later by another youtuber releasing a 1-hour-40 minute video about the lies you just made up, and there’s almost no overlap between the two” level fuck up.

(via despazito)

luckyvalentin3:

We hate your vibe

We’re gonna kill you

(via despazito)

probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

y’all are walking around with your pussy bald????

(via bad1dimagines)

permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88:

cuteness–overload:

Visual depiction of my three brain cells looking at various fanfiction plots floating around in my noggin

(via punchholesinthesky)

kaziwi:

How One Piece Characters Drive

Character(s): Strawhats

Note: i was driving and i was like how would sanji drive and then i wrote this

Luffy

• He doesn’t drive
• Even if he DID have his license I feel like he still wouldn’t drive like he would actively refuse
• He’d just bike around or hitch rides :P
• Though when he does drive he NEVER fully stops at stop signs
• Rolling stops are his middle name

Zoro

• Took his drivers test 4 times before barely passing
• ALWAYS has his gps on (he still gets lost)
• ARGUES with the gps (…)
• Will not hesitate to roll down his window and yell at another car
• Incredible at parallel parking
• Hangs his arm out the window when driving
• Won’t let Sanji in his car

Nami

• The best driver of the group
• Literally will find the weirdest shortcuts but they always get you to your destination at least 10 minutes early
• Always ends up navigating better than the gps even if she isn’t driving
• Genuinely has the worst road rage ever she will scream her head off if someone even waits a second to go after the light turns green
• Will pull over on the side of the road and make you get out if you yell loud enough
• break checks EVERYONE

Usopp

• Avoids highways at all cost
• Always drives a little slow as a precaution
• He’s too scared to change lanes
• Too scared to drive in general (passenger princess core)
• But he does have the best playlists

Sanji

• Has the STRONGEST air freshener ever
• Tries to avoid left turns at all cost
• Has an excessive amount of gum and mints
• Does not allowed fast food in his car at all costs cause its so messy (he also always insists he can make you better and healthier food)
• Has a little bag of change for parking meters
• Will ONLY play jazz music
• Won’t let Zoro in his car

Chopper

• Isn’t old enough to drive so everyone else gives him rides (mostly Robin)
• He has one of those fake baby steering wheels so he can pretend

Robin

• Literally a soccer mom in a mom van (chopper’s like her kid)
• Has little toys and magazines to keep Luffy and Chopper from distracting her
• Mom curses at other cars when with Chopper (like censored curse words)
• Has those family stick figure stickers on the back of her car of all the strawhats

Franky

• Will play old rock songs and sing along while driving
• Has dice hanging from the rear view mirror
• He also has every type of car decoration known to man
• Has 10000000 car magnets
• Named his car and will get mad if you don’t address it by its name
• If anyone dares to scratch or dent his car there will be hell to pay

Brook

• This man is like 90 so he is NOT driving
• Usually Franky or Robin would drive him around, or he would rely on public transportation
• You will not need a radio when riding with him because he will sing for you
• Always offers to pay for gas

Jinbei

• Drives like a old man (he is one)
• VERY very concerned about safety so he refuses to drive unless everyone has their seat belt on at all times
• Bought Chopper a car seat
• Like Robin he has little toys and puzzles scattered around the car to distract Luffy so he will be quiet on the drive
• “Lets play the quiet game!”
• Will cave in buying Mcdonalds if pressured enough (by Luffy)